It was a clear day with a gentle breeze kissing her cheek. She spotted her prey -- two bigger-than-life chipmunks. She waited patiently in a line of people, trying to blend with her surroundings. Then, spotting her moment, she pounced on them. At first, she was very tentative in her movements, assessing her competition to see if they would nibble off her arm with those huge white teeth that looked like chainsaws. Then, reaching out to feel the soft fur, she was lured into a false sense of security.
The more sinister of the two rodents reached out and grabbed the little girl, placed her in its lap, and put the Chip Zone of Tranquility around her. After several moments, she was able to whip around, administer the behind-the-ear hypnosis scratch, and charm the wild beast into submission.
As a final show of dominance, both rodents were placed in bear hug constrictions and told never to speak of this encounter again.
Or, something like that.
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