I Go Out Walking

Last night, I walked around a corner to find a wandering two year old sporting her pajamas and a stylish sun hat. The problem? It was 10:30 at night! The toddler was put in bed at 7:00.




When confronted, she just looked at me. "What are you doing?" I asked.



"I was just checking on Olivia."



"Did you wake her up?"



"I kissed her."

"Go back to bed," I said as best I could with a straight face. Fortunately she slept in the next day and only woke up at sunrise.